剧情介绍
黄大凤(梁朝伟饰)从小就跟着师傅在江湖上游荡,他们做的不是别的,而是骗人的神棍。黄大凤长期参与这一行,神棍常用的各种骗人把戏都熟悉于胸,长大后开始自立门户。尽管黄大凤从事的是骗人的活动,但实际上内心很善良,并非什么吃人的骗子。在他自立门户后,收了一位徒弟吴智。吴志是那种阴毒奸诈的恶棍。在他学会了大凤所有的伎俩后,他踢开了他,自立了。他非常生气,大凤发誓要做一件大事。一次偶然的机会,大凤发现一个智障青年陈春(陈小春)看起来和文物达达大师的雕像一模一样,于是他被带回来,穿上一件衣服后,他真的是一个活生生的达达大师。经过大凤的宣传和吹嘘达达大师的转世,前来崇拜的善男信女络绎不绝,陈春扮的达达大师可谓一鸣惊人。然而这时,吴智的阴谋开始了。
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